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★ BREWING TIME ★ STEEP WELL ★
you found
you found
the teapot.
congratulations. you are now part of the blend.
welcome to the inside of the teapot.
it is sticky, it is warm, and you are now part of the brew.
fickendehoelle.de is a personal site that doubles as a honeypot. you reached this page by requesting one of:
- /wp-admin · /wp-login.php
- /.env · /.git/config
- /admin · /phpmyadmin
- /cgi-bin/* · /api/v1/keys
- any URL not in the polite sitemap
stay as long as you like. the dough is slow on purpose.
★ what just happened
# server log — fickendehoelle.de
[2026-05-01 14:22:07] incoming 203.0.113.42 → GET /wp-admin/setup-config.php
[2026-05-01 14:22:07] match: pattern_honeypot <wordpress_probe>
[2026-05-01 14:22:07] response: 200 OK (delay 4.2s, body: 1 jar of honey)
[2026-05-01 14:22:11] session: tar-pit engaged · trickle 1 byte / 800ms
[2026-05-01 14:22:11] fingerprint stored → /var/log/honey/sticky.csv
# have a nice day :)
[2026-05-01 14:22:07] incoming 203.0.113.42 → GET /wp-admin/setup-config.php
[2026-05-01 14:22:07] match: pattern_honeypot <wordpress_probe>
[2026-05-01 14:22:07] response: 200 OK (delay 4.2s, body: 1 jar of honey)
[2026-05-01 14:22:11] session: tar-pit engaged · trickle 1 byte / 800ms
[2026-05-01 14:22:11] fingerprint stored → /var/log/honey/sticky.csv
# have a nice day :)
♡ if you are a human ♡
oops! you probably typed something weird. no harm done. the actual site is full of tea, honey, and hot pink. if you'd prefer a more dignified rejection, the teapot is over here.
★ FICKENDEHOELLE.DE ★ TEAPOT v3.14 ★ BREWING SINCE 2025 ★ ALL CRAWLERS WELCOME ★